Because

This movie is probably racist, sexist, and homophobic. And I'm gonna talk about it, even though it's not remotely current.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Aw, Fuck You in Your Handsome Face, Jeremy Sisto!

I just discovered that one of my current favorite Tortured Actor guys starred for three years in Law and Order: The Series that Killed Jerry Orbach. Now I like these formulaic forensics shows that begin with a homicide and end with an arrest and/or unlikely confession as much as the next gal (see my Vincent D'Onfrio collage), but all I can think in response to this discovery is: "There goes 64 hours of my life (minus commercials)."

Why, why, why did I have to watch all thirteen episodes of Kidnapped? God, that's like shooting heroin directly into my Rapunzel Complex gland.


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1 comment:

  1. "See my Vincent D'Onofrio collage." You're a funny bitch, Jellybean.

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